Big bird, little bird,
Gigantic bird? That's absurd.
Haven't you seen what I have heard?
I may not be a bird,
But I am the biggest of this herd.
And I can fly! Yup, so can I.
I can also swim, I go to the gym.
My arms are large and my waist is trim.
I can change a lightbulb when the light grows dim.
So yeah, I'm as good as I've been.
Just try to knock me,