Happy St. Patrick's day one and all,
Have a great day,
Have a ball.
Bring all your friends to the park for some fun.
With races and chases,
Until you're totally all done.
Then off to a party and dancing till dawn.
And don't forget singing,
Some horribly off-tune song.
Until you can't possibly have fun anymore,
And forget where you live,
So you sleep on the floor.
Because St. Patrick's day is quite literally too fun,
For you and your friends.
[Happy anniversary to my awesome parents who thought St. Patrick's day
would make a great day to get married.]