I sat on the couch both days.
I sat and I watched tv while the kids played
I ate chips and drank soda,
Now I feel fat and look green like yoda.
I just wanted to unwind.
But unwinding took so much time.
Now it's back to work again.
And I've got to get out of this funk I'm in.
I tried a cold shower and hot bath,
I tried a crossword and difficult math.
I tried yoga and Pilates,
Running and karate.
But nothing works.
Guess I just might go berserk.