You leave dishes in the sink.
I'm not a fan of the way you blink.
You tell really awful jokes.
Your love of baseball is a hoax.
You sneeze all the time.
Remember? Even at the smell of lime!
You .. hm. You do make me dinner and dessert
And you stopped wearing that ugly shirt.
And ok, fine, you bought that doll I helped design.
And then you showed everyone and said it was mine.
Fine!! I love you all the time.