Admittedly, the sleigh did catch on fire,
And the presents got a bit wet,
But Christmas did happen,
So I have no idea why you're upset.
Yes, yes, I know a reindeer got sick,
And Mrs. Claus yelled at you.
But you ran over the cat!
What else was she to do?
I'd mark it as a win,
Because all the present got there on time.
I realize it wasn't just how you wanted.
But there's really no reason to whine.
No let's go eat some pie,
And watch some football,
My team made the playoffs,
Even if the refs made a bad call.