I traveled all this way,
Passing planets and stars,
I had to listen to traffic,
Even though there were no cars.
I hovered for hours,
Over this run down train,
I got lost over Vancouver,
I couldn't see in the rain.
I did all that,
And I was still late to work,
I was so ready for the presentation,
Our boss now thinks I'm a jerk.
Why couldn't I have taken the beltway?
It would have been so much faster.
But no I had to take the 'short cut.'
And it was a total disaster.
Sorry bud, that's a bummer.