Friday, December 18, 2015

The Real Santa Clause

What do you mean I'm not him?
Seriously, not nice friend.
But I'm decked out in red!
Ok fine, I'm not well fed.
But Santa can be skinny!
And mini.
And named Jinny.
I'm mean, come on
What else do I need to don?
Some boots, a sleigh, 
Maybe a few reindeer and a runway.
I'm going to give out gifts!
To all the houses, even those on cliffs.
So I'm him (or her)
Or at least I will be if you concur.
Am I wrong?
After all, who's singing this song?
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