When did you guys leave? You're a few months late for my house party.
Sorry! There was a slight miscalculation in travel time and the map got a bit wet.
When headed to a fete, don't take a bet
On arriving on time and thinking it'll be fine.
If you mess with fate, traffic will make you late, and I won't stay to be your date.
Being on time is key, to being the life of the party.
People who are late, like ten when the invite said eight, are mean to make people wait.
So buy a watch, set an alarm, or tie a string around your arm.
But be on time. Or next, it'll be you standing in line.