I'm thinking of going on a trip.
I could fly high over the pyramids,
And stand at the top like the pharaohs did.
I think the pharaohs were buried down below.
Oh, I didn't know.
Ok. I could go to Paris and see the Eiffel Tower.
Or sneak around the city like Jack Bauer.
Which Jack Bauer? The Fictional FBI Agent or the Tour de France bicyclist?
Ok, fine! I get the gist.
I'll just fly over my mom's house shaking my fist.
I asked for a hug and a kiss, and she put me on a waiting list!