I'm an itty bitty fish,
You're a cutie little miss.
I'm a swimmer in the mist,
Your a paddler, we get the gist.
I'm a strong splish and splasher,
You need to go faster.
I'm the best there ever was!
Oh gloat, that's what everyone does.
It's not gloating if it's true.
And a fibber too.
I'll prove it, you'll see.
I'm the best there'll ever be.
So go and prove it.
You've got the grit and the spirit.
Sure, I love you like no other.