I'll whisper in your ear,
So no one hears.
But I'm afraid my message won't be very clear.
A scowl and a grimace,
Has now covered your image.
You appear to be readying for a scrimmage.
You've misunderstood I fear.
I just meant to wish you a good year,
But I fear,
You heard, "have a nice rear!"
A snicker and a snort,
Ahh laughter, a happy last resort.