Why Hello! Little lads.
I'm so happy, I'm so glad.
I'm a rhino you see,
And I'm so happy to be me.
I've got horns on my nose, and rough thick skin,
I live in the dessert and at games, I always win!
I'm a big burly guy,
Thick in the gut and the thigh.
I like to roam around,
And eat plants off the ground.
And if you've got a sec or two,
I'd love to play a game with you.
Just start running that a'way,
And I'll chase after, straight away.
If I catch you, then you win,
Because we get to play all over again!