I've got something to tell you and it's really really rad.
I volunteered us to play
On this very important day,
A part in an adventure!
So please don't censure,
What is guaranteed to be a happy venture
And NOT an ill-advised misadventure.
We're having a party today!
A party with dancing and a parade.
Don't be a afraid,
Be happy that you stayed.
We're going to play games,
Paint t-shirts with our names,
And compete on teams for fame.
If you didn't play too, it just wouldn't be the same.
So let's go!
Before they run out of candy and the games all done!