I saw some flowers the other day,
They were pink and wouldn't go away.
I though for sure they'd fall over when I flew by,
But they stood tall and even said hi!
I was so unnerved I swerved, and so I set out to give them what they deserved.
A swat here and there,
A whack, but they didn't care.
They seemed immune to my efforts to prune
I couldn't even get them to swoon!
I have to admit I'm a little annoyed,
That's our food and it's all but destroyed.
We're just lucky those flowers are fighters,
Or we might be chasing you right now with lighters.
Stop scaring the flowers! You silly owl
Or we'll be coming after you, you mean old fowl.