Soooo, I think you said there'd be marshmallows?
One to bring the tents,
One to bring the food,
I'm going to make a fire,
So everyone lighten the mood.
You were supposed to bring music.
And you some hot dogs,
Where's the buns I bought?
Jack! Drag over those logs.
Let's sing some camp songs
And shiver together in the cold
Let eat some s'mores by firelight
They're better at night, or so I'm told.