Hey mom, I met a guy yesterday.
Hey mom, he's cool, his name is Jay.
He's got purple hair, just like me.
A little different, and that fits to a T.
I think you'll love him, I sure do.
He loves adventure and everything new.
Oh mom, please mom, say you'll meet him!
He'll make you laugh, make you smile, make you grin.
Oh mom, please mom, say you'll meet him today?
Yes dear, lets meet Jay.
[Oh my, did anyone else here the 'voice'? I did and it didn't sound happy.]