It's a Waiting Game
One puppy, one ball
One lonely spouse, bouncing off the wall.
Waiting is a game better left to the young,
The old are wise and don't wait, they're not dumb.
Grab what you need, that's what I say.
Don't wait till tomorrow, when today you can play.
Be gone the waiting, the lines, and the lists,
I'm going first because I'm the oldest, coolest and best.