Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Happy Holidays!!!

With three fine helpers,
And a couple of elves,
Santa is ready to make presents
And put them on shelves.
Run quick to the store
And start shopping like mad
Santa made those presents
And he needs the money real bad.
Mama Claus wants jewelry with diamonds so clear 
And Santa does what he's told, rather than live in fear. 

So happy holidays to you, 
And your mom and your dad,
And your sister Evie and your best friend Thad.

And happy holidays to the banks, 
To whom I give thanks,
For all of the money I wasted, 
On candy canes and toy tanks.

And happy holidays to the post office, 
That mailed that package first class.
And to the policeman who stopped me,
For driving too fast.

And Happy Holidays to my friends and family ... and that guy at work,
You are the best part about Christmas, 
Even when you're a jerk.

So spill the eggnog and knock over the tree,
I'll still hug you at midnight and shout out with glee,
Happy Holidays to ALL and to all a good night, 
We'll be rocking and rolling until Santa sails out of sight.

[Happy Holidays everyone!!! I am signed out until next week so that I can celebrate the Holidays with my family. I hope everyone has a great week filled with family, fun, hopefully snow and lots and great food.]

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Crochet Christmas Gnomes Smell Like Cookies

I don't see anything.
Me either.
It's got to be out here.
Just keep looking.
Keep looking. Keep looking.

A Gnome is Special

Three gnomes,
One hat.
Each is special,
Santa knows all about that. 

A gnome is helpful
A gnome is kind
A gnome will save you,
When you're in a bind.

Don't fear the gnome,
They bring the fun,
They find your shoes,
They save you time. 

So this year leave out cookies, 
Just for them,
It's worth it,
They know where your socks have been.

Monday, December 22, 2014

A Little Snow Never Hurt A Crochet Bunny

Four balls,
No five.
Six balls,
Baseball sized.

Better duck,
Or hide for a spell.
Mike is throwing,
And he throws very well.

I'm no expert,
I'm just observing.
But you've got three snowballs,
And mike looks deserving.

Aim for the hat,
Throw straight and true,
Don't worry about it,
The snowball knows what to do.

Oh that's harsh,
A snowball right in the ear.
Try again friend,
You've got nothing to fear.

I love snow days!
They're bright and fun,
Woops, Mike made more snowballs,
I think it's time for us to run.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

So What are Snowmen For?

It's strange and cold
It's white and bold.

I don't understand,
Does he guard this land?

Who is this man?
And why does he have a stick for a hand?

I dare not guess, 
This whole thing is a mess.

Lets go to Mars,

It's more fun up amongst the stars.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Sledding for Crochet Bunnies

Why didn't we bring two sleds? 
We did, yours is white.

Rolling like a wheel,
Down a hill, that's the deal!

Sliding with no net,
Hoping not to get wet.

Fingers pink and tingly,
Sled forcing us to go singly.

I slide to the bottom,
Hand warmers, I got 'em!

Don't forget this time,
The next turn is mine.

Ready to go again,
Come on, be my friend.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

The Ice is Frozen

It's getting a bit chilly,
The water is quite cold.
I'm thinking it's not summer.
Or so I'm told. 

I'm starting to shiver,
My scales are freezing up.
I hate to say this,
But it might be time to bundle up.

Monday, December 15, 2014

It Must Be Snowing Somewhere

Nice job guys, he looks real' professional.
Thanks! We tried to make him look as much like the original as possible.
Well, you nailed it. Just need to get his black top hat and you're done.
What are talking about? Dad doesn't wear a top hat.

[Oh, yeah. It's that time of year again. Muahahahaha!]

Friday, December 12, 2014

Winter Picnics are Fun Too

So what if it's cold
So what if your lips are turning blue.
Turtle is cold blooded and ant probably can't feel it too.

So what if it's gusty
And your hair is flapping in the wind,
Turtle and ant don't have any hair, so shush, be a nice friend.

So what if it might snow,
And you left your gloves somewhere,
Ant and Turtle don't even have gloves, and that's just not fair.

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Sailing and the Calm Blue Lake

In the sunlight,
I'll be sailing
Out in the water,
No time for bailing. 

With my friends,
I'll go fishing,
Won't look for monsters,
That'd be wishing.

On a Thursday,
I'll go boating,
We'll sing some songs,
No time floating. 

And if you're nice,
I'll invite you too,
We'll have some fun,
We won't feel blue.

Happy Winter Fun To You!!! 

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

December is Boating Season

What are you two doing?

What's blueing?
Getting cold and A-A-Achoo-ing.

That doesn't sound fun.
Well, then you probably should run.

Why's that, may I ask?

'Cause we'll splash if you don't run fast.
Ok, bye! It's been a blast.

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Fall is for Helping

Come on lady, just lead towards me, I'll grab you.

Just move an inch, you won't fall.

What if I woof and bark and jump and shake the tree?
Meow. I'm leaving.

Monday, December 8, 2014

I'll Be Tip-Toeing Through the Tree Tops

It's cold,
I'm cold, 
She's cold, 
They're cold.

So there are no flowers,
No sparkling sunny towers.
No warm sandy beaches,
No ice tea filled with peaches.
So there are no blooms,
No pink Plumes.
No honeymoons.

It's cold!
Buy a coat.

Friday, December 5, 2014

It's Three Weeks Till Christmas!

Three weeks to go and what do you do?
Get pictures with Santa with you mom and sis too.

And you write your Christmas list, and clean your room.
And home that mom doesn't remember how you made the vacuum go boom.

Your eat all your veggies and laugh at bad jokes,
You stop whining about TV and about your fish that went croak.

You clean up the garage, and sort all the trash,
You play with your sister, and let her use the Hulk to go smash.

You do all the things that you think you should do
And you hope with all your might that Santa does his job too.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

A Crochet Tree so Bright and Beautiful

There it is, Our Christmas Tree.
A tree so big, it's bigger than me.

It's branches are broad, it's leaves so soft,
It can easily hold our ornaments aloft.

What a great pick dad, A perfect choice,
And now for the star, so bright, to hoist.

Let's give it three cheers, and a high five or two,
Never was there a better tree...ok, maybe a few.

But ours is the best and I love it the most.
Our neighbor's is nice, but it doesn't come close.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Crochet Kitties are Not All Alike

There's a kitty over there.
Over there.

There's a bit of black fluff that's stuffed.
Show me a kitty and I'll bow,
But I see nothing that goes meow.

I don't mean to be blunt, but it's right there in front.
You say you can't see it,
I'm thinking you don't mean it. 

A kitty I can spot,
Crazy I am not. 

Just look strain ahead,
You'll see it or I'll not be fed.
Just look dad, look! 
I swear, crazy pills you took.

I see no kitty, but you and me,
No kitty to make it three.
You are making me worried,
If you think this black blog is furried. 

Now I'm seeing the truth,
You aren't seeing the earth.
Your glasses are at home,
I'm surprised you can see well enough to roam.
Trust me on this, I swear,
There is a little black kitty over there. 

I'll take your word on it this time,
But don't think your opinion will soon be mine.
I'm coming back to prove you wrong,
Then you'll be singing a different song.

Yes dad.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

A Crochet Jingle

They said "can't fly"
"Oh, my"
"Don't, try"
But they don't know the best of me.

They said "who's that"
"too fat"
"not all that"
"just scat"
But they don't know the best of me.

I've got that Christmas tingle,
That special zingle
To take Santa up in the sky tonight!

I've got the Holiday Hum,
Like a beatin' drum,
So let's take Santa up in the sky tonight!

They said "no way"
"can't play"
"move away"
But they don't know the best of me.

I'm gonna shine like sun,
Gonna fly like a cheetah can run,

Monday, December 1, 2014

A Little Christmas Cheer

Bring the lights,
Bring the cheer,
I wish it was Christmas all year!

Unpack your jackets,
Unpack your boots,
Get ready for snow with cheers and hoots.

Open some boxes,
Wrap some gifts,
Throw out your tights pants, soon they won't fit!
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