Where's My Crochet Pumpkin?
Hey dad, what's going on?
-Son, I have a surprise for you. I know you've been asking for a few weeks so.....
I got you a pumpkin!
Wow Dad. You shouldn't have.
-Isn't he great? He was just sitting around so I grabbed him.
[shakes head] Come on with me Mr. Jack-o-lantern. I'll take you home.
-What? You don't want to keep him?
Note to Pumpkin Pickers:
When Picking a Pumpkin
Bring a friend
Or you might regret your choice in the end.