Dad, what are you wearing?
-My Halloween costume. Do you like it?
It looks like an ugly green hat.
-Psh, don't be silly. It's a tree! I'm a tree, a tree-dragon. Get it?
Yup, you're hilarious <shakes head>
Bring a friend, bring a pal, bring you mom and dad,
But don't, I tell you, don't
Pick out a costume without trying it out,
And please let your friends' opinion count.
Unless you really want to scare,
Then go crazy, heck dress like a bear!
Because on Halloween you can dress how you like
And give people a fright
And you still get candy, and goodies, and fun stuff and more
Because it's a night of fun, I'll say no more.