Sunday is Crochet Funday
It's cold, it's hot,
The foods ready, but I'm not.
Can't find my jersey, can't find my hat,
Can't find the remote, or the dip, or my cat.
It's 10 minutes till kickoff and no one's arrived,
I'm starting to wonder if they think my place is a dive.
Got the dip, found the remote,
Dave showed up and he brought a sushi boat.
Sundays are great, football makes it better,
Here's come kickoff, someone pass the cheddar.