Friday, September 26, 2014

Chasing Down a Crochet Lead

Chasing Down a Crochet Lead

Help! Help!
I only sniffed it! I wasn't going to eat it!

Oh come on, help!
It was just sitting out getting soggy, how was I supposed to know you like it soggy!

Isn't anyone going to help me!? This is crazy, it was just a little kibble.

No, no, no, no, no, ehhhhhhhhh, ackkkkk! That's horrible! Ackkkk, ok ok, I'll never touch your bowl again I swear! Just stop ok?

Ode to Food Thievery
Do not eat what isn't yours,
Do not sneak behind closed doors,
Do not crouch behind the couch,
Do not grab or nab or use your fork to stab,
My steak, or kibble, or green beans or crab.
Eat your own food! 
Is that understood?

Failure to do so, is just rude.

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