Mike! Isn't this great?
-Yeah, when did this happen?
It feels like overnight. And the trees taste so good. Like butter.
-How'd I know you'd have already tasted all the trees.
The trees, the grass, heck, I ate half the flowers! I'd eat the sky, but you know - it's hard to get a hold of air.
-It's just so slippery.
Ode to Plants
Leaves and grass so green and shiny,
I love to nibble and crunch the needles so tiny.
I would pay a million dollars and do a million chores,
For a bite of ivy and some mistletoes.