The Crochet Owls are Looking Over Your Shoulder
They'll be hiding in the bushes,
They'll be hiding in the trees,
They'll be sneaking up behind you,
Just as quite as they please.
They'll yell really loud,
And around you they will crowd,
Then they'll hoot 80s music,
Until you yell "I love 80s and I'm proud!"
They'll wake you up by jumping on your bed,
They'll talk you into breakfast just so they can get fed.
They'll use up all the hot water playing in the bath,
Then invite over that annoying neighbor named Ned.
They are the Owls. Fear the Owls.