Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Owls Should be the Most Feared



Owls Should be the Most Feared

They wake up at dawn,
And they sit on your lawn.

They worship the night,
But they like when it's bright.

They eat all the rats,
But they're afraid of cats.

They are the LORDS OF THE GALAXY.

The mighty owls.

They chant as a group,
They make pellets with poop.

They hoot in the night,
They rarely fight.

They work together to observe us,
And soon they will conquer us.

They are the LORDS OF THE GALAXY.

The mighty owls. 

They have big round eyes,
They have even rounder thighs.

They have pointy ouchy beaks,
They are not weak.

They will make us feel comfortable,
But their sneakiness will be ungovernable.

They are the LORDS OF THE GALAXY.

The mighty owls.

Get ready to run,
Or be under their thumb.

Hide whatever knowledge you possess,
Or they'll steal it like your sister stole your red dress. 

Do not trust the owls, 
They are up to something foul.

They are the LORDS OF THE GALAXY.
The mighty owls.


[Just sayin', owls always seem like they're up to something. They're all looking around all the time, watching their back, you, the trees, the wildlife. Can't trust it.]






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