Crochet Kitties are Always Hanging Around
The thing about crochet kitties is they like to pop up in the weirdest of places. Sometimes they're sitting on the bed when you wake up. Sometimes on the sink when you get out of the shower. Sometimes in your car after work. You never know how or why they're there, but in a strange wonderful way, you're pretty happy they are.
Crochet kitties bring us joy.
Crochet kitties are companions and toys.
Crochet kitties can be any color you like.
Crochet kitties can't help you ride a bike.
Crochet kitties will watch TV with you at night.
Crochet kitties make inefficient weapons in a fight.
A crochet kitty won't scare robbers away,
But the robbers' hearts might grow three times that day.
So keep a crochet kitty near at hand.
And be kind to all kitties real and pretend.