Don't fall, don't fall, don't fall don't fall, don't fall.
I should have started with juggling chainsaws or eating fire. I'm going to break my neck up here!
Help help! I shouldn't have chosen a sport where I could seriously injure myself!
I don't think anyone can hear me. I'll have to jump. I couldn't have left step ladder near by? How did I even get up here in the first place!?
This'll teach me. Those guys on TV made it seem WAYYYYYYY easier than this.