Amigurumi Crochet Land Octopus Parenting
Son, there are a lot of dangers out there and you need to be prepared. It'll be years until your big and can just ignore everyone and even that takes practice. Right now you need to concentrate on being fast and hiding a lot.
Can't you just protect me? It's kind of your job.
Sorry son. I'm just as good at ignoring you as I am everyone else.