A Crochet Sing-A-Long
Dan was sitting in a pub one night and it occurred to him that there was a microphone on the small stage next to him and for some explainable reason, it was turned on. Not one to turn up an opportunity, Dan slowly stood up and climbed the stage and before anyone could stop him a song bubbled up from the deepest recessing of his mind.
Living life almost extinct.
Scientists thought that we had drifted away.
But the meteor had just made us shrink.
Dinosaurs deserve to be feared!
But now we're small and weird.
Can't someone cower before me.
Please? I'd beg but I don't have knees.