Hi there! I’m Samuel, what’s your name.
I kind of don’t want to say. It’s kind of embarrassing. See, my previous owner let her baby daughter name it and it’s kind of a silly name.
It can’t be so bad. I’ve heard a lot of crazy names before, Mr McStooge, Shamus Moospaws, Corgi Crazy, Dude Bugle. Yours can’t be that bad can it?
My name is Sir Reginald Mctoodle Fuffins Butt.
Oh. That is pretty bad.