Dude, did you see those green bunnies yesterday or was that me having a crazy dream?
I saw them. They weren’t very subtle.
Do you think they’ll get in trouble for knocking over that statue of a lawn gnome?
No, that gnome was wearing football colors and the Easter Bunny is a baseball fan.
Don’t let Santa find out, I heard he once gave a guy coal for trying to jinx all of the AFC-East.
[For those non-football savvy, the AFC (American Football conference) is broken down into four areas, N, S, E, and W. The East includes the Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, New England Patriots, and New York Jets. I won’t say which is Santa’s favorite team, but three of them are located in snowy regions and you know how much Santa loves snow.]