Yeah, you. Come here.
Listen, there is a secret room in this house.
No! Really. I'm not joking.
I saw mom go in there yesterday and listen....
I think she's got Santa locked up in there.
Yes! I know how crazy it sounds, but she's been going in with snacks like cheese and crackers and and .. cookies! And then she comes out with wrapped gifts and someone's eaten all the food. It's got to be elves or Santa or maybe even Mrs. Clause.
You need to go in there and save Christmas!
And maybe grab me a present