Three little owls, sitting on a fence.
One was named Jon and one was named Lawrence.
The one named Jake thought the other two were lame.
Lawrence made fun of Jon and called Jake a pain.
Jake hit Lawrence right in the nose.
Jon pointed and laughed until he got hit with a hose.
Jon attacked Jake and Lawrence jumped in.
They all fell off the fence and landed in a bin.
Their mother was a kind patient owl.
Unfortunately, due to them, she has a permanent scowl.