Pinkie: How far is it exactly?
Bud: It's about a mile down this brick path.
Pinkie: Is this really brick? It looks like stone. Pretty wobbly stone too. You'd think they'd cement it together or something.
Bud: Brick/stone, I don't care. We're going a mile done this way.
Pinkie: Well technically we just walked twenty feet so we have 0.99 miles to go.