When I grow up to be a big pumpkin I'm going to scare all the little kids and I won't need any other pumpkins to do it. I'm going to be a lone pumpkin, feared by many, loved by few.
I'll have a cool name like Jack-n-CREEPY and everyone will fight over me.
I'll rule the porch with an iron hand, no man or squash will cross me. Gourds will live in envy of my awesomeness.
HOLD IT! You know we're ALL here listening to you right?