I don't know how I get myself into these things. The invitation clearly said 152 km, but I swear I passed the party 86km ago. Unless all that noise was another flock of birds. I think those guys are following me.
I wish I'd brought a gift, everyone always brings a gift. I could have grabbed some leaves or something, maybe some water in my trunk. It seems rude to show up empty handed.
I'm probably too late. Everyone will have headed home by the time I get there. Why did they need to throw a party all the way out here. You can pretty much throw a house warming party anywhere.
Oh, what's that over there....is that the party?!!
No, flock of birds again.