Chick #1: I swear! I won't tell anyone ever again that you have 8 legs. It's obvious to me now that you have at least one arm. Come'on Blue, you know I was just playing.
Blue: I have two arms!
Chick #1: What? No, that can't possibly be true. You have eight long curly sucker-covered limbs. How about that? I said LIMBS. Totally P.C.........And octopuses don't have hair either dude, just so we're clear.
Chick #2: Octopii have two arms and six legs, how could you have gotten that wrong?
Chick #1: I guess they COULD have hair, but I just don't believe it.